August 2010
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As Far As I Can Tell..
As far as i can tell Taylor Momsen is a 17 year old prostitue, who was created in a laboratory owned by Madonna. She is dressed like a slutty Hannah Montana and is the ‘front woman’ of a band called The Pretty Wreckless, which is essentialy a session band who have been payed to perform with her. She proclaims her love for rock music, however wikipedia has helped us all at one time.
Or...
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“Got to make a plan,
Got to do what’s right,
Can’t run around in...”
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Blink at Leeds.
Just think if i wouldve spent just short of £200 i could be living one of my many dreams and watching the band that changed my music taste as a child right now!.
However my dream doesnt include being stood in a water logged shit filled field surrounded by pissed up hipsters and indy fags who couldnt give two fucks about the music, but would rather treat the whole event as a 3 day playground fuck...
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Stupid Adverts.
So called Teenager: "Y'know those nectar points you've got....can i get that CD?"
So called Mother: "How about you go out and get a job you lazy prick, you look about 26"
When I Was A kid I Always Wore Light Up...
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“‘21 Passengers hurt as train hits sewage tanker at rail crossing’
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– I couldnt help it
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@theycallmemouse
Reeces stuff is actually starting to be sold in the UK so its not as hard too get hold of now as those other magnificent creations :).
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Rough As Fu.....
This week was weird, very up and down!
Monday:Travel to Sheffield, Sheffield hype, Etap hype, Met my idols, Vinyl signed hype, Sat in a cafe till 2:30am hype.
Tuesday: Free breakfast hype, Travel back to Manchester first thing i see fuckin hipsters and fuckin ninjas, Planned on doing college work slept instead and watched Drake and Josh.
Wednesday: Back too work was fuckin shit and depressin on...
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“Heres a thought
If you wanna sell condoms, just put a big label on the box that...”
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Ive taken to replying to everythin my dad asks me with a hushed ‘ya wanker’ at the end of it. example:
dad: Will you walk the dog later?
Me: YE…..ya wanker!
dad: Tea’s ready
Me: Right…..ya wanker!
dad: Dya wanna go see The A-Team?
Me: Ye that should be pretty mint…..ya wanker!
Its not that i dont like the things he says although most of the time i dont, i...
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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's...
Pretty sure that my works is the only place where we can argue about how you wipe your arse for an hour and a half and it get out of hand with eccentricity.
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Another day, another....................pound...
Started off today with bad news, then got to work and that was so so. The day went by with an air of muggy-ness and time passing at a snails pace. Then with a blinding headache i managed to fuck up a door. End of day came and i was miserable, got in the car and was informed i was actually in trouble at work. FUCKING FANTASTIC! yet another reason why i refuse to talk to my father.
Got home, spoke...
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“Every time you sneeze your heart stops a second.”
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