Is it weird that if i ever met Frank i’d ask him where he gets all his stickers from?.
It's raining in Manchester. So you know what that...
It means fuck all, it’s always raining.
I'd love a job I didn't hate...
Got to work an extra four hours tomorrow to help try and finish a job. Not that I want or have to, but apparently it gives off a good impression. Gives me the impression that I’m a stupid bell end.
Really need a new phone...
Shit out of luck unless you want a black rectangle.
When 'Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The...
I still sing: “Your nothin’ Your nothin’ YOU AIN’T SHIT HONEY!” From LOTMS.
When i was fat i didn't realise how much of a...
This is just me though.
Think it’s finally time I wrote that letter to The Samaritans
Just listened to 'Cosmopolitan Bloodloss' about 30...
This is normal behaviour
It's 1am, so just opening a door sounds like...
Saw so many people wearing snapbacks and fake...
It was like watching a fucking Rizzle Kicks video.
Parents are out, neighbours are on holiday. Obviously i’m partying like a mad man. Up to now i’ve hoovered my room and emptied the bins. Later i may make a sandwich and watch Adventure Time. No one can tame this wild mother fucker………..