April 2012
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Is it weird that if i ever met Frank i’d ask him where he gets all his stickers from?.
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It's raining in Manchester. So you know what that...
It means fuck all, it’s always raining.
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I'd love a job I didn't hate...
Got to work an extra four hours tomorrow to help try and finish a job.
Not that I want or have to, but apparently it gives off a good impression.
Gives me the impression that I’m a stupid bell end.
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Really need a new phone...
Shit out of luck unless you want a black rectangle.
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When 'Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The...
I still sing:
“Your nothin’
Your nothin’
YOU AIN’T SHIT HONEY!”
From LOTMS.
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When i was fat i didn't realise how much of a...
This is just me though.
Think it’s finally time I wrote that letter to The Samaritans
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Just listened to 'Cosmopolitan Bloodloss' about 30...
This is normal behaviour
It's 1am, so just opening a door sounds like...
Saw so many people wearing snapbacks and fake...
It was like watching a fucking Rizzle Kicks video.
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Parents are out, neighbours are on holiday.
Obviously i’m partying like a mad man. Up to now i’ve hoovered my room and emptied the bins. Later i may make a sandwich and watch Adventure Time.
No one can tame this wild mother fucker………..
